Archive for January, 2011

Jan

Where do YOU buy pencils?

An earnest high school student explains why he could not have done his homework:

“The Walgreen’s burned down.”

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Jan

Here’s a refreshing variation on an old classic, from a third-grader in Massachusetts:

“The rabbit ate my homework.”

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Jan

“I got so drunk last night, I was still wasted this morning.”

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